1.   The Bears' loss to the Dolphins Sunday only proved one thing, Rex Grossman is a poor      man's Heath Shuler, which means he should be out of football and in congress in the next       six years.   

2.  For all of you female football fans out there, please tell me, what is more painful; childbirth or watching the Raider's offense? 

3.  Memo to Peyton Manning: I dare you to go undefeated, it will only make that inevitable     playoff loss hurt that much more.  

4.  I bet Terrell Owens is awake for that part of the game film where he drops a touchdown     pass that anyone with two arms and a pulse could have caught.  

5.  San Diego would be my trendy Super Bowl pick, but with a game on the line Marty Schottenheimer      is more conservative then Rush Limbaugh. 

6.  Baltimore is not the best team in the AFC north, they aren't even the second best team, Steve      McNair's brittle body will break into seven pieces before this season is over, trust me.      (Oh and that "They're not even the second best team" comment is based on the      fact that they still play the Steelers twice and they'll lose twice). 

7.  So Detroit beat Atlanta, honestly Bengals fans, how does that make us feel? 

8.  Does Kansas City lose anymore? And if anyone is wondering where Carson Palmer's     mojo went, I think Damon Huard stole it.  

9.  Brett Favre, please retire this year, I never want you to lose to J.P.  Losman or the Buffalo Bills ever again.