Nick Lachey sang the national anthem. See, you didn’t miss as much as you thought.
Oh, there was also that fraternizingwith-the-enemy moment when Cincinnati Bengals receiver Chad Johnson hugged Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis during a TV timeout, but the NFL Network wasn’t about to highlight that bit of potential controversy anyway, so no loss there.
As for the game itself, well, the Bengals gave those lucky enough to watch the game — and that was not most of you, thanks to NFL greed and cable TV gluttony — a nearly flawless performance.
Unlike most of you, the Bengals barely missed a thing in their 13-7 win. Their offense clicked against a supposedly overpowering Ravens defense. Their defense turned Baltimore into the Cleveland Browns, coming 61 seconds from a second consecutive shutout.
The Bengals played with more desperation than a fan in Columbus trying to find a place to watch the game, because they had no other choice. A loss would have dropped them to 6-6 and severely damaged their playoff hopes. It also would have clinched the AFC North title for Baltimore.
The Bengals play host to hapless Oakland next week before back-toback road games in Indianapolis and Denver. They knew they had to win last night — or else.
These kind of gulp games aren’t exactly old hat for a franchise that is still trying to get comfortable in its successful striped skin. The only pressure games Cincinnati faced during the 1990s were ones that determined which terrible team would get the first pick in the draft.